Got your attention, didn't I? Anyway, if you've got time, sit a bit and read. This is gonna be a long one.
Except you! Yes, you! Get your butt back to work! You think they sign your paychecks for you to stand around and read my crap? Come back when you're on break or off the clock. It'll still be here, I promise.
Now, the title of this journal raises a very important question: why must your RPG characters die? To be clear, I've nothing against any of your characters; indeed I wish them long life and happiness, even if they're just fictional. Unless they're evil, in which case I'd rather they be reformed, incarcerated, or killed outright. No